Guys are not vain? Haha! Read on..

VAin is never in guys’ dictionary. To them, vain = sissy. or gay. or girlie. Never about Macho and masculine. I say, they are in DENIAL!

Take a look at these case.
Case 1: I went out with Devilboy last Saturday. Fine young man. We were at a shopping complex making our walks around. I realized that whenever we past by a mirror, or a window, he will be checking on his own reflections. When he realized I was staring at him checking on his hair, he blushed and say “I think I need a hair cut! My hair is too long!”. His hair is just nice, actually. But because of his constant nagging that his hair need a ”hairdo”, we detoured to his favourite hair saloon so that he could has his hair cut by his favourite hair dresser (a macho looking man). I waited for him to get his hair washed, dried, cut, and styled. I finished 2 magazines in 1 hour time. And he is  still not really done yet. (I realized, the postition has been switched!Who the hell would waited for a man to get his hair done??????????!!!!!!)

 After the “painful” wait, finally he is done. He looked at himself in the mirror. And stare at me like he was struck by lightning. I didnt know what was the stare means until we left that place.

Devilboy: My god! Now I look like a girl!
Me: No, you are not! You are fine.
Devilboy: No! My hair is not fine! Look at me! God! What happen? Have you seen a guy who doesnt look like a girl when his hair is long, but look like a girl when his hair is short? God! Why do I look like a girl now?
Me: Yeah. You looked like transvestite now.
Devilboy: *taking me seriously* REALLY? OH NO!
Me: Oh god! dont be a paranoia! You are fine! You look fine! Neater! dont worry! Your hair will grow anyway.
Devilboy: Sure or not?
Me: YES.
Devilboy: SURE OR NOT?
Me: *roll eyes* SURE!
Devilboy: *grin* Ok. Let’s go and eat.
5 minutes later..when we past by a mirror..

Devilboy: I still think I look like a girl!
Me: Dont cha start again….

Disclaimer: Devilboy is STRAIGHT guy. He loves women like any other straight guys do.

Case 2: I was chatting with charming boy the other day. We were talking about gyming. No matter how I convinced him, he just would not let me go to the gym to meet him or with him.

Me: Come on! Let’s meet at the gym! I need someone to motivate me to go.
Charmingboy: Hmm… Girls and guys cannot go to the gym together.
Me: Why not?
Charmingboy: Because….because…. girls dont carry weights!
Me: Nonsense! Girls can carry weights.
Charmingboy: No! They cant! They,…usually dont!
Me: Then what do you say about female trainers? They train guys too!
Charmingboy: Female trainers are for females.
Me: *blink*Alrite charmingboy, tell me the truth. Why dont you want me to go to gym with you?
Charmingboy: *clear throat* Actually..I am shy.
Me: Shy ???? *BUAHAHAHAAHA* Why the heck are you shy for?
Charmingboy: My body is not nice to look at now!!!! And…and… I am still trying to work out my work out plans…
Me: Aww.. dont worry bout that! I am not there to see your body.
Charmingboy: Please dont come. I may just sit down at the drinks counter and not do anything. You make me shy if you are around.
Me: *laugh out loud* Alrite alrite. i wont bother you, you vain pot. Let me know when you have good body to show me.

GUYS ARE VAIN!!!! Ok. Not all. But most of the guys I know are. HAHAHA! I LIKE!